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Name: CAROL ANN aka cfunk
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Friday, February 11, 2005

http://sites.gizoogle.com/?url=http://www.xanga.com/yunwonton

 

wow. its been quite a while, has it not.  haha good lord, my last entry was in october. 

so i tried to give up hot showers for lent this year, cuz...i love hot showers, duh.  anyways so i took my first cold shower thursday morning, and lord it was miserable.  but even worse, was that i think my nerves went into some sort of shock. haha i sound pathetic...but the entire day, my skin felt raw, like 100 needles sticking into it whenever i touched it.  my arm muscles and hand joints were in so much pain, i couldnt even play piano. that made me really really upset. and yes. i am well aware that i am a dork. hannah. =)

so for the sake of my health and for my piano auditions, i must forgo the cold showers.  i do feel pretty special ed. but anyways, cold showers wouldnt kill all the nasty bacteria that, as chris likes to put it, "hook onto my skin and start making colonies".  how bout that. a moldy carol. 

ok lent 2005, no IM.  unfortunately, aol, being as special ed as it is, automatically signs me on to im whenever i get online. so yes, you will see me online, but PLEASE RESTRAIN YOURSELVES. I KNOW IT WILL BE DESPERATELY HARD AND EVEN TORTUOUS, BUT IT MUST BE SO. 

email yunwonton@aol.com cell 240 353 4496

so see ya later pansters.  behave and be good to yourselves.

btw i feel like drawing a new comic, so suggestions are always welcome!

edit********

for your viewing pleasure.

"diary of a mad black woman". ohhh yeah. i think i've just exceeded beyond all levels of coolness.


Sunday, October 31, 2004

maybe i'm confused. is this what osama meant??

and somebody explain to me what p diddy means when he says "vote or die!" i fear for me life.

*edit*

maybe p diddy and osama are conspiring together. egads! not p diddy!

somebody hold me.

*2nd edit*

i have been informed that my comics are too difficult to understand.  my apologies.

 Yunwonton [4:11 PM]:  i guess its not so funny after all
 Yunwonton [4:11 PM]:  how disappointing
 bubba cLean 2 [4:12 PM]:  i think it's high level
 bubba cLean 2 [4:12 PM]:  you haveta be educated
 Yunwonton [4:12 PM]:  so in other words i should make my comics stupider
 bubba cLean 2 [4:12 PM]:  hahah yes!! to appeal to the mass public

okie dokes. i promise the next one will be nice and un-intellectual =) but you must agree, thats a pretty shnazzy drawing of osama.

okay i'm out like the fat girl in dodge ball.


Wednesday, September 29, 2004

crystal fairy updating for c-funk..

presenting her latest creation, inspired by homecoming 2004

*drum roll*

tada!

so so so sexxxxy!


Tuesday, August 31, 2004

school is fun

today my calc teacher couldnt remember my name and called me corrie ann. all i heard was "okay, Korean, whats the answer to number 1?"

people in my english class call me c-diggity now. i'm not sure why.

jazz band is awesome. we're gonna play at a bar mitzvah. how cool is that. 

i just realized, i spend more than half the day in the band room. yup. band dork i am.

the freshmen are shorter than me. its pathetic. i walked through a crowd of them. and i laughed. my friends made fake maps and handed them out to the poor little guys. theres a swimming pool on the roof of our school! $5 admission.

yeah. this year's looking good. 


Tuesday, August 10, 2004

in-cars all finished...very fun!  i had an ethiopian driving instructor who was super cool. we had some delightful conversations

teacher: so carol, are you chinese or korean?
me: chinese
teacher: oh yes, i do not differentiate, theyre both the same to me.
me: oh. thats..nice.
teacher: well they dont look any different really. can you tell a difference?
me: nope =)

[after stopping by a 7-11 to pick up coffee]
teacher: carol! i saw some of your countrypeople in there!
me: you mean...chinese ppl?
teacher: yes!! its very nice.
me: okay =)

[driving 80 in a 50 mph zone. hey..just following the flow of traffic..]
teacher: carol! you drive so aggressively!
me: oh yeah. you know how azn women are known to be crazy on the road.
teacher: no, really? i did not know this.
me: yup. be careful when you see a chinese lady behind the wheel, mr. mathias. you'll get run over.
teacher: oh my! well you've certainly proven yourself to be a chinese girl today!!
me: excellent =)

yes, well after the whole lesson was over he said i was an expert driver =) though he did also say that if he saw me driving he would steer clear. soon i will dominate the roads!



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